Aboriginal marriage.

[bigmick]

A young aboriginal girl was getting married and her mother said "I'd better have a talk with you before you get married".

"Yeah mum, what do you want to talk about?" the young aboriginal girl asks.

"Well, on the night you get married, your husband is gonna want to put his most prized possession where you pee." the mother says.

The daughter replies "Why the fuck would he want to put his thongs in the sink...?"