A man goes to the doctor...

[bigmick]

A man goes to the doctor's and says, "D-d-d-doc, I have a st-stutt-stutter, cc-cc-caa-can you hh-hhel-help me?"

The Doc examines him and tells him, "It's your penis. It's over 12 inches long and the gravity pull is so strong it is putting a strain on your vocal chords."

The guy asks, "W-w-wha-what c-cc-can w-w-we d-do ab-ab-about it?"

The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant on a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering forever."

"OK, d-d-do it!"

Four weeks later the guy goes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more, but there is a new problem in that I have only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it anymore either - I can't satisfy her. So I've thought about it and decided that I don't care if I do have to stutter, I want my dick back!"

The doc replies, "N-n-n-no chance, a d-d-deal is a d-deal!"