Saving money at the Psychiatrist

A guy has a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he goes to a shrink and says. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I can't sleep and I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

The shrink said, "Come, talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?" says the guy.

"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor."

The guy says "I'll sleep on it."

Six months later the doctor sees the guy on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?"

"Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for the price of a few beers."

"Is that so!" Says the doctor with a bit of an attitude, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!"