Jack and Diane

[bigmick]

Jack couldn't get his girlfriend to agree to marry him, until one day his grandfather died, leaving him $10 million. Oddly enough, the next week, his girlfriend, Diane agreed to marry him.

After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men's names! Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men.

Finally, he decided to confront her."Diane," he said, "the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me $10 million when he died!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she replied, "I don't care who gave you the money!"