The college boys date

[bigmick]

A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. Once at the fancy place, to his dismay she ordered almost every most expensive item on the menu. She ordered appetisers (everything from calamari to escargot), lobster, prime rib, champagne... the works!

Finally he asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?"

"No," she answered, "but my mother isn't expecting me to suck her cock either."