The girl on the bridge

[bigmick]

Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he says.

"I'm trying to commit a suicide," she says.

"Well, before you jump how bout giving me a blowjob?" So, she does.

After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are you committing suicide?".

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."