The blonde's mother

[bigmick]

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asks her sympathetically, "whatever's the matter, pet?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning, I got a "phone call saying that my mother had passed away".

The boss, feeling incredibly sorry for her, says "There, there. Look, why don't you go home for the rest of the day? Or take the rest of the week even? Just take some time off to relax and get some rest".

"Thanks, boss, but I think I'll be better off here" says the blonde. "I need to keep my mind off it and the best chance I have of doing that is if I stay here and get on with some work".

Her boss reluctantly agrees and a couple of hours pass by before he decides to check on her again.

When he sees her, she is crying hysterically once more. "Are you sure you're OK?" he asks her.

"No", exclaims the blonde, "I just received a horrible phone call from my sister and her mum has just died too".