The little Irish boy

[bigmick]

A wee Irish boy is sat crying by the side of the road. A lady eventually wanders by and asks, "What's wrong, son?"

The boy says," Me Mama just died."

"Oh bejaysus," says the kindly lady, "Do you want me to fetch Father O'Reilly?"

The wee boy quickly replies, "No thanks, missus. Sex is the last ting on moi mind roight now..."