On their honeymoon

A fellow on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife. "My God! I never realised you had such huge droopy breasts." The wife has a major dummy spit and throws him out of the room.

While he is sitting in the hall another fellow comes out down the hall. "What happened?" asks the first man.

"Well" replies the other "I first saw my new wife naked tonight, and all I said was 'Hells bells! I didn't realise you had such a big fat droopy arse... Then she threw me out."

Just then a third fellow comes storming out into the hall with a face like thunder "Hey" says the second fellow, "did you put your foot in it as well?"

"No" says the third fellow, "But, I bloody well could have!"